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The 7 spiciest dishes from around the world

In the modern world, there are relatively few real dangers to pit ourselves against. Where once rites of passage may have involved mortal combat, today we have to be content with doing battle online or on a football field. In food, however, we can still find some worthy adversaries and nowhere is the perennial battle of man vs meal more pronounced than with spice. For those armed with a tall glass of milk and a pot of yoghurt to boot, here are seven of the world’s spiciest dishes to add to the buck-heat list.

Sichuan Hot Pot

This hot pot bears little resemblance to its Lancashire namesake. Made with copious quantities of spicy Sichuan peppers, the soup is a double-edged sword. It is able to both burn and numb your mouth at the same time, thanks to the chillies’ unique qualities. Though there are varieties across China and Mongolia, hot pots found in the region of Sichuan are by far and away the hottest.

Neua Pad Prik

A common dish across Thailand and Southeast Asia, Neua Pad Prik features slices of beef steak, herbs and shallots, seasoned and flash fried in a pan. The kicker comes from the whole bird’s eye chillies added to the dish. Registering over 250,000 SHU on the Scoville scale, we will meet these cheeky chappies again.

Pork Vindaloo

A staple of Indian menus across the world, the vindaloo is widely seen as the pinnacle of spicy Indian cooking. The variety found in Goa, however, takes it to the next level. What makes the west Indian iteration so exceptional is the use of Bhut Jolokia - the “Ghost Pepper” - as a key ingredient in the sauce. It's guaranteed to blow the head off any would-be adversary.

Phaal 

A direct result of Britain’s obsession with both curry and stupid acts of masculinity, the phaal curry is regarded as “vindaloo’s big brother”. Widely acknowledged to be the hottest curry in the world, phaals have been known to cause vomiting, hallucinations and even hospital trips. With such high stakes, this is not a challenge to be taken lightly.

Tom Yam

Another Southeast Asian staple, Tom Yam is a spicy-sour soup that comes in innumerable different varieties that change according to region and chef. While some can be fairly mild, others feature a raw heat courtesy of our old friend the bird’s eye chilli. Tom Yam is the ultimate spice lover’s Russian roulette.

Wot

Asia does not have a monopoly on lethal levels of spice. Some of the hottest food in the world is found in East Africa. Wots come in many shapes and sizes, but the unifying feature, and what lends them their heat, is the presence of berbere - a spice mix of raw ground chillies, garlic, basil and other spices. This mix turns otherwise placid dishes into veritable mouth volcanoes.

Otak Otak

Sounding more like an order to advance than food, the aptly named Otak Otak is an all-out chilli assault. Typically served steamed in a banana leaf, the dish gets its heat from the dried chilli powder mixed with fish paste and other spices to form a deceptively placid-looking fishcake. While again, spice levels can vary, Otak Otak is notorious for deceiving many an unsuspecting tourist.

Spiciness is a very modern way to prove oneself against peers. Many spice lovers will scoff dismissively at the suggestion that anyone could possibly contemplate eating something as spicy as they. So, next time you come across a preening prima donna of heat, casually suggest a dish from this list and watch fear and sweat take over. If any dish is going to wipe the smirk off their face, it will be one of these seven.

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