Introducing 5 of the weirdest fast food lawsuits of all time

Introducing 5 of the weirdest fast food lawsuits of all time

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In an industry with the potential to inadvertently poison people, it’s unsurprising that things often go wrong.

Whether it’s an under-cooked chicken or an accidental coffee spillage, restaurants run a greater risk than most businesses of prompting the ire of angry customers. Such disasters can lead to very public and often justified fights for compensation. However, thanks to the industry’s capacity for both pettiness and unusual catastrophes, far too many of these suits seem to be for extremely strange things.

Whether it’s customers or companies, the fast food industry finds some very weird ways to end up in court.

Judge with a gavil Credit: Safeline

1. Leibeck vs. Coffee

In what has probably become the most famous fast food suit of all time, Stella Liebeck took fast food giants McDonald’s to task in 1992 on account of their excessively hot coffee. Whilst sitting in the passenger’s seat of a parked car, Liebeck inadvertently emptied the contents of her coffee cup onto her lap, causing third degree burns which required skin grafts. A court found in favour of Liebeck and McDonald’s eventually settled for a payout of $500,000 to the scalded septuagenarian.

UNITED STATES - APRIL 13: A cup of McDonald's Premium Roast coffee is arranged for a photo outside of a McDonald's restaurant in Hillside, New Jersey, Friday, April 13, 2007. McDonald's Corp., the world's largest restaurant chain, said first-quarter profit rose, topping analyst estimates, on the biggest European sales gain since 1994. (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Bloomberg via Getty Images) Credit: Fortune

2. Slipknot vs. Burger King

In 2005, notorious masked metal giants Slipknot launched a legal assault on Burger King on account of the brand’s latest advertising campaign. The disputed video featured fictional band Coq Roq, who sang songs promoting the business’ new chicken fingers, whilst clad in what looked like a preschool attempt to recreate the costumes from the lion king. As part of the court proceedings, Burger King were forced to submit copies of the fake band’s lyrics, which included the immortal lines, “Raw desire is the fire I feed. Chicken Fries are what I need. See you standing like BK treat. Long and lean and just out of reach.”

Slipknot Credit: ToneDeaf

3. Everyone vs. Fruit Loops

There are potential lawsuits that seem so tempting that multiple parties will try their hand at receiving unwarranted compensation. Some brands are more susceptible than others. Over the years, Kellogs’ favourite Froot Loops have come under repeated fire from plaintiffs claiming to have been deceived over the cereal’s contents - believing there to be actual fruit included as an ingredient. While no suit as so far been successful, this hasn’t stopped nutrient deprived breakfast lovers from continuing to try their luck.

Close up of Froot Loops Credit: Flickr

4. McDonald’s vs. The Dictionary

While most people are content to sue other people, McDonald’s seem determined to take litigiousness to new levels. Ever since the portmanteau “McJob” - describing a “low paid position with no prospects” - made its way into the official Merriam Webster’s dictionary, McDonald’s have been relentlessly lobbying linguists all over the world in an attempt to get the term removed. Unfortunately for the employe engagement department, all efforts have been to no avail.

Merriam Websters Dictionary Credit: Bitsonline

5. Man vs. Spork

The spork is perhaps simultaneously the most imaginative and the most useless approach to cutlery ever conceived. However, for one Mississippi resident, it’s clear that the cons outweigh the pros. After finding that his drive thru Pop-eye’s meal had come equipped exclusively with the aforementioned device, he attempted to tackle his bargain bucket. He promptly choked on an ill-cut chicken piece, and sued the restaurant after requiring emergency surgery to remove the wedged bird. The suit was unsuccessful.

Popeyes chicken and spork Credit: Loris Twisted Cork and Spork

Given the variety of odd things that take place in fast food restaurants on a daily basis, it should come as little surprise to learn that customers are always coming up with unusual and innovative ways to win money. If we’ve learned anything, it’s that being a lawyer in the food industry requires some serious outside of the box thinking.