Malibu releases pre-mixed piña coladas because you deserve it this summer

Twisted: Unserious food tastes seriously good.

Summer doesn’t technically start in the northern hemisphere until June 21, the longest day of the year. But you know what? Screw all those snooty scientists. I’m calling it right now, it’s summer! Boom. Done. Grab your towelkini, slather glitter on your butt and go to the world’s deepest swimming pool.

When you’re basking in those warm rays, nothing hits the spot like a summer cocktail. But who has time to mix them? That’s time you could doing doing absolutely nothing! Now, if you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain, and quoting pop songs from 1979 that Generation Z knows from Guardians Of The Galaxy , good news! Malibu is selling pre-mixed piña coladas.

The canned drinks come in several flavours, including Malibu Piña Colada, Malibu Pineapple, Malibu Pear, Malibu Cola, Malibu Cranberry and Malibu Fizzy Pink Lemonade. Each 6.8-ounce can has 5% ABV and is flavoured with that distinctive mix of Caribbean rum with coconut liqueur. You can find them at various retailers, including Walmart and Target.

Happy beach drinking! And if any snooty scientists tell you it’s not summer until June 21, tell them where to stick it.

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