Twisted: Unserious food tastes seriously good.

These boots are made entirely of Greggs vegan sausage rolls and we need them immediately

15/07/2022

Twisted: Unserious food tastes seriously good.

Article by Joanna Sarah-Freedman

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A footwear brand has created a boot made entirely of Greggs vegan sausage rolls and it’s honestly like something out of a dream.

Yup, Manchester-based Koi has brought out the “The Gregg Vegan Sausage Roll Boot”, made of laced-up vegan sausage fastening, a cushioned pastry insole and “devilishly good puff pastry” in place of leather.

Will you be able to walk in them? No. But will you be the envy of all your pals and likely wind Piers Morgan up? Absolutely

Sure, they might be ridiculously impractical, but we’d snap these bad boys up in a second.

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Anyone for a boot made out of vegan sausage rolls? (Credit: Greggs)

The shoes aren’t associated with Greggs in any way, and to be honest we highly doubt they’re real – although they do sit pretty on cruelty-free brand, Koi’s website, and they’re available to add to your basket.

The ethical shoe company has likely advertised them as a joke, seeing as they specialise in shoes, boots and faux leather accessories – and everyone knows that vegan sausage rolls are like kryptonite for all vegans.

If you want to find out for yourself, you can try ordering them for £999 and see what happens. No? We thought not. Even our love for sausage rolls doesn’t stretch that far.

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Greggs fans, assemble (Credit: Alamy)

In other Greggs shoe-news, the brand recently took a swipe at Kanye West by commenting that his new Yeezy trainers looked like one of their sausage rolls.

Ye shared his new ‘Sulfur’ kicks on Twitter, asking fans how they felt about them so far.

And Greggs replied: “Two Sausage Rolls short of a multipack”. Burn.

They’re not wrong, though…

“I like my trainers like my Cornish pasties. Crimped. Said no one. Ever,” joked someone else in the comments.

Whilst another concurred: “Not gonna lie, I thought it was a poor attempt at making some type of pastry.”

“Kanye get these in vegan?,” wrote a third.

The Greggs fans really are unstoppable.

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