You can now get a massive three-pound pizza covered in fried chicken bites

Twisted: Unserious food tastes seriously good.

Fried chicken vs pizza is one of those fast food toss ups where there is no winner. Whether you opt for something crusty and cheesy, or crispy and crunchy, you are, inevitably missing out on something else equally delicious. Unless you get creative, it’s difficult to have your deep fried cake and eat it. At least, it was. 

For anyone who finds the decision between chicken and pizza too traumatic to contemplate, exclusive retail experts Sam’s Club have come up with a delicious solution. Instead of having to buy both options, the Walmart offshoot are now stocking giant, three-pound pizzas, covered in fried chicken bites. Finally, you can have the best of both worlds. 

Aside from the exciting combo of poultry and pizza, the enormous pie packs a few more surprises. Officially dubbed the Maker’s Mark Chicken Bite Pizza, the dish is topped with both mozzarella and cheddar cheeses, as well as a separate cheesy sauce. Together with the “homestyle breaded white meat chicken bites”, there’s enough topping to keep everyone happy. 

If you like the sound of chicken and pizza, you’ll love our BBQ Chicken Stuffed Crust Deep Dish Pizza recipe:

According to the official description on the Sam’s Club website: 

“Kids will run to the table for this yummy pizza. Weighing in at three pounds, this pizza delivers on more than just size with a big-time appeal for the whole family. Win busy weeknights with ready-to-bake, take and bake pizzas.”

Measuring a whopping 14”x14”, the square pizza has been designed as a sharing dish, and can allegedly serve up to 10 people. With an estimated 390 calories per slice, it seems unlikely that many people will leave the table hungry. At the very least, they’ll get a balanced dinner. Sort of.